:: It is not within me to be silent ::
Semi-regular filthy-minded misogynist rants coupled with philosophical treastises into the nature or gender politics. Though I'm not always right, I'm very rarely wrong.
Thursday, July 03, 2003 ::
Can someone answer a question for me? Say you're driving on the freeway, you're going 80, though the speed limit says 70. Suddenly, the guy in front of you sees a cop. Why, in the name of GOD, do they slow down below 70? Why? I never do. Shit, most of the time I'll cut it down to 75 and just blur right along. What's the big deal? 70 is the speed LIMIT! Do they think that going below 70 will make the cop lose interest, forget they might have been speeding? No, the cop just doesn't care unless you're breaking 90! So why go below the limit?
I often wonder if other people are as bored with their jobs as I am. I mean, I DO NOTHING all day. I'm too good at what I do. Too fast. All I really do is enter orders all day long, call people up, fix problems. This does not take 8 hours of work in a day. So I spend most of my time on the internet, reading news or emailing. I email upwards to 300 times a day. If not for the fact that I would feel weird, I'd be posting on this here blog constantly. Weird because I'd be typing like a madman. I have to make what little work I get last all day long.
What's so gross about finding a hair in your food? I mean, I wouldn't want to, and I'd send it back, but some people act like it's a biological hazard. It's not the worst thing to find in your food, it's not a bug, finger, nipple or something gross. It's hair. It'll happen people, lighten up. Get it caught in your throat, sure, that's a little bothersome, but it's not hopping up from your plate to attack your eyeballs or screaming every time you poke your fork into it. It's a hair! Unless you find a toupee in your meal, get over it, get a new one!
Shaving sucks. Really. I spent a majority of my life, up to 23, not having to shave at all! So wonderful! And now, if I don't shave semi-regularly, my crustache and un-beard, end up all gross, patchy and tangly looking. I would love to get electrolysis on my face, get rid of all of it. Which reminds me, do they have home electrolysis kits? Wouldn't that be cool to permanently remove hair in the safety and comfort of your own home? Of course, some jerk would try and do it in the shower and ruin it for all of us.
You know what else I hate? Paying money and being ignored. Good god, for the longest time, my last girlfriend and I would go to restaurants, sit down, order, then be completely ignored by the wait staff. I've saved thousands in tips. And before someone leaps to the defense of the food service worker industry, let me say that they aren't busy, I see the wait staff sitting around, talking, watching tv, while my drink goes unfilled, my plate sits there empty, etc. I bring this up because my friend took his car to the dealership, and the mechanics did nothing... for 2 weeks! What a crock! I told him that he should have beaten the crap out of everyone there. I woudn't have, unless I was really pissed off, but still.. or he should tell the Better Business Bureau.
:: Paul 9:22:00 AM [+] ::
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